A post to boast the most toast at a roast by the coast...

With Coach Yoast!












Too obscure? Well, you try finding famous characters/people with a last name that rhymes with coast! And yes I already thought of Donny Most...






But, "most" was already in the title.

It would have been like Happy Gilmore saying "or maybe we can roll in the hay, or sit by the hay? I just hay". That would have resulted in this dooche winning that battle:













Thereby resulting in the universe exploding.


So, been gone a while, eh. Works been busy. Only time to update is weekends. Jor El likes to sleep the weekends. Etc, etc.

Anyways, here's a funny thread between me and another human being:

Mr F says:
audi
Sven says:
Crysler! You scared the Kitt out of me!
Mr F says:
Falcon hell!
How you Holden up?
Sven says:
Ahaahahhhhhh
But Jor El, Toyota tell you, it's getting pretty late
Mr F says:
JEEPers creepers! You're right!
Sven says:
Honda-stly, I can stay until I get tired
Mr F says:
You can't afFORD to get too tired
Sven says:
I'll tellyathough, those cats up in the ACT, Veyron thin ice.
Mr F says:
hahaha
That Gillard! I wish they'd Lancer already
Sven says:
Aahahahahh
Ohohohhhhhhh
I can't Accord to laugh too hard - it hurts my cheeks
Mr F says:
..erm..
I strugglin' now
Sven says:
Saw this group of beautiful girls at Knox today. LET me TELLLL yOU. I wouldn't mind to F1.
Mr F says:
hahahhahhahahahha
Would you like to ESCORT them to a private room?
Sven says:
Absolutely. No Nissan around.
Sven says:
hahah
Mr F says:
Yeah I bet you and those girls woulda had a real FIESTA
Sven says:
Absolutely. I Skoda a good time.
Mr F says:
Lotus in on the action next time, Sven.
Sven says:
I'll tell you what wasn't bad - the Hummer I got from that girl.
Mr F says:
bhahahha
If I was there, she woulda had a pretty good chevroLAY
Sven says:
I don't doubt it; she can do the Lotus position
Mr F says:
ahha
Well, I've got a reputation now: in the bedroom I'm known as the GRAND CHEROKE
Sven says:
bahahhah
Grand Cherokes have mounted head trohpies on their walls. If you can't find a buffalo, a Vauxhall do.
Mr F says:
Ah that reminds me: i have to renault my hunting license.
Sven says:
You know what, I think I'm out.
Mr F says:
..wait
mmyeah
Sven says:
That was good
Many a laugh
Mr F says:
All this thinking is making me dizzy.. its like I...
have the BENZ


Given one of us was dead tired, and the other had just come out of a fever, I think this wasn't such a bad effort.