You don't wanna mess with him. He knows Hugh Jackman!

Well.. at the very least, he knows Blanchet, who would be happy to provide Wolverine's number I'm sure.

Anyway, here is Mr. Crowe at a train station. He's looking awfully two dimensional, which is at least one more than how he acts:

















It seems at least one Station Rat has found the other half of his/her wit.















Now, that's just asking for a phone in the face.