C-mon, at least I'm not just photographing random stuff, posting them, then making quips about them. I mean, that would be pretty amateur

One must invest some faith and trust in me on this one (given there are obvious ways in which this could have been fabricated). But, if you are willing to take my word for it dear reader, then you would agree that the alphabet according to Etihad Stadium is quite unique:







Row G follows Row F, then

















Row H follows Row G, then

















Row J follows Row H?









Oversight by staff, or rip in the space time continuum? I was watching the game so I didn't get time to check.

Digression! Here is a sign:
















"Splendid!" I hear you chant as one. A way to avoid traversin' the cruel and unbridled sea tha'is Melbourne town, yar!

One drawback though I noticed did I:


















The corner of Russell and Lonsdale Streets. So, in order to get to the city bypass, one must go through the city.

Sneaky tourism department staff. I'm all for bringing more tourists into experience Melbourne's CBD, but this is the city-planning equivalent of donning a trench-coat with some candy and hitting up the nearest playground.

That is all.